• Address: Saint Paul, MN 55123 (map)
• Date Posted: 10/15/09

Tremendous? Really? People throw around idiotic adjectives all day long but trust me I know what I'm doing here. Custom built so it's not from a box or uses two cute words in the title like Crate and Board or Room and Barrel. Custom meaning it's solid maple wood, not that it was created to store my collection of Post Civil War toy dirigibles and healing leeches. It's large, it has two matching display stands/storage stands that flank it like royal guards to the king/queen(depending on your gender proclivities). Both end stands feature state of the art Benjamin Franklin/Nikola Tesla type lighting to show off your normal things like books, dvds, star wars action figures (they're not dolls dang it!) or maybe for your now-deceased line of Bratz dolls before Mattel wanted a slice of that profit action (Poster does not endorse Bratz dolls, finding them inappropriate for any little girl or fashionable boy but poster does not want to take this giant stand when he moves). Both end stands are fully stand alone items so you could put each stand somewhere else in the room, in your house, out on the driveway with a string attached so that anytime someone stops by thinking it's free you can yell "ZOINKS" and pull it back up your yard into your house. You could keep it in your sub-basement and store hair clippings from ex-boyfriends/girlfriends/wives/husbands (poster does not endorse creepy, stalkeresque or serial killer type actions, once again I don't want to move this with me). Here are the dimensions now: (please note that the doors that conceal where your television would go open out, then slide back in thus making it a nice compact kind of center)

Main Ent. Center

77 inches High
48 inches Wide

TV - place
23 inches deep
42 inches wide
37 inches high

side units
72.5 high
24 inches wide

Price: 850 or best offer.